An Englishman's wife steps up to the

tee and, as she bends over to place

her ball on the tee, a gust of wind

blows her skirt up and reveals her lack

of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you

wearing any undies?" her husband

demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough

housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches

into his pocket and says, "For the sake

of decency, here's £20. Go and buy

yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over

to set her ball on the

 tee. Her skirt

also blows up to show that she too is

wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've

no undies. Why not?" She replies, "l

can't afford any on the money you give

me." He reaches into his pocket and

says, "For the sake of decency, here's

£10. Go and buy yourself some

underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends

over. The wind also takes her skirt

over her head to reveal that she, too, is

naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie!

Where are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me

enough money ta be able ta affarrd

any!"

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket

and Says, "Well, fer the love' O Jesus,

here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."