A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed

after just having lovemaking.

The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests.

The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to

herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a pure."

The guy overhears her talking to herself and

asks, "Are you saying you lost your privates to

me?"

"Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to

wait until I was with the man I love to lose my

purity."

Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love

me?"

"Oh God no!" the girl says.

"I just got sick of waiting."